Can you imagine Naruto and Sasuke in their 20s wrecking shit and beating the hell out of each other until they are unable to get up like:
Naruto: Ah, shit.
Sasuke: What?
Naruto: *tries to point with broken finger* I see a wife…
Sasuke: Mine or yours?
Naruto: Does it matter?
Sasuke: *scoffs* If it’s yours, we may live. If it’s mine, we’re dead.
